Thursday, December 9, 2010

GREENHOUSE EFFECT SONGS WORLD WIDE !! "It Ain't Easy" Myspace Ads / Facebook / Los Angeles BMI MUSIC.





199,897 Views - Youtube Videos. The internet is the Domian of Clark "The Shark" Hagins and the Mighty Greenhouse Effect (G.e.). Their Hit Song "Brandy" blasts around the Planet Millions of times a day and Haggans sheepishly and anonymously shops for Groceries at Albertsons in Vista California off the money he makes from itunes; "People love our music....we sound so different from all other bands......We bring back that good ol' Spirit of John Lennon and the Beatles and David Bowie from the 1970's.......it really pains me to hear some creep like Lady Ga Ga say that she's into Bowie......that frickin' chick was born in 1986.....What the hell could she possibly know about Bowie ?? - that little fucking CREEP......LADY GA GA SUCKS !!".....She should shut her fucking mouth !....She doesn't know shit....what she is talking about !!" - "It Ain't Easy" and "Misogynistia (Shes A Bitch...And then You live)" are two Songs that are getting massive web play for the little Los Angeles three piece band that the World is talking about and Haggans sees no end in sight for his terrific World Wide Airplay; "We're a Great band with great songs,....we're great musicians with tight instrumentation play,...yet we sound human,.....we're not all digital and mechanical like Rush,.....we fuck up and make mistakes,...and I think people love that !!" Greenhouse Effect have passed Pennywise and every other South Bay band (Redondo beach / Torrance California) in terms of web traffic; "We're the big one,....We're the band that does Brandy.....We sell alotta itunes.....People stare at me.....People tell me that they love my music,....its a lotta pressure on a little ol' Swimming Pool cleaner in Oceanside California......I shop for food at Ralphs and Albertsons......and strange girls wanna rub up next to me,....My wife doesn't like it one bit,.......and she strictly forbids me to sign autographs,...(Laughs)" - The evil picture of the diabolical Haggins flipping off the camera THE BIRD in anger whilst shirtless is seen coast to coast in Ads in Myspace and Facebook and Haggans says that the biggest purchasers of his music are fans in Newport Beach and Carlsbad California; "People from all over California buy our music,...but we are so nowhere,....We can't get a record deal and Kroq won't play our hit material,....We've been rejected by Interscope Records for being too old (Haggans is a whopping 47 Years Young!).........I'm a fat old Swimming Pool cleaner now,....I haven't played my guitar in 20 years,......but people are always handing me a guitar and saying "Play Brandy,...Play Brandy !!!.....play Brandy !!!" In "Brandy" Haggans sings in a bizarre almost British "Bowie" Sounding accent...and the Song is simply irresistable to fans World Wide - especially in the UK. "WE'RE the biggest thing on the internet and we make the web fun and funny,.....We opened up the door for Justin Bieber and that jerk Ga Ga........I hate Ga Ga,.....She fucking sucks !!" Says Haggans. Rock City Entertainment - Boston Massachusetts. Outrageous Entertainment.

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